If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (M)

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You movie poster

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Lark White, Ivy Wolk, Daniel Zolghadri, Delaney Quinn, Christian Slater

Director: Mary Bronstein

★★★★ "Rose Byrne delivers a riveting performance as a therapist pushed to her breaking point" SOLZY AT THE MOVIES

★★★★ "Bryne’s performance is so brilliantly unhinged" ARIZONA REPUBLIC

★★★★ "Underneath all the manic energy and stress is a film that leaves so much to contemplate and grapple with" FLICKERING MYTH

★★★★ "a must-see of the year" EL MUNDO

★★★★ "a two-hour jaw clench through an exhausting existence that’s much more relatable and mundane than you wish to admit" LOUD AND CLEAR

★★★★ "Byrne conveys with crack comic timing and an engaging sense of indignation the overwhelming weight on Linda’s shoulders" METRO WEEKLY

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